suckitslowly:

youngchocolateandgifted:

senorhoudinii:

ummm…

Forreal?

Figured it out when I was watching it today 😩

(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)


thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME